A little doctor humor

Laughing Doctor

From my “doctor jokes” calendar:

“The American diet is slowly killing us. Red meat contributes to heart disease. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

One man in the front row nodding knowingly. “Yes?” the professor asked, promting the man to speak aloud.

“Wedding cake.”

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